Current Price
*Price accuracy guaranteed to be as reliable as unicorn farts
Launch Info
Fair Launch on Moonshot
- ✨ No pre-sale, no VCs, no BS
- 🔒 Liquidity locked so hard even we can't rug
- 💨 Trade freely (like your farts)
Wen Moon?
At 25 ETH market cap
Migration to Uniswap
Time to let it rip 💨
100% Useless
Finally, a token as useful as your dad's jokes!
Magical Tokenomics
1 billion tokens, because we're not greedy (just gassy)
Community Driven
The community decides everything! (But there is no community yet, just like your social life)
Tokenomics
Total Supply
One billion tokens (more than your lifetime fart count)
Dev Wallet
Nice. Blaze it. 🔥
Initial Liquidity
The rest is yours (if you're brave enough)
Platform Fee
Gotta pay the gas man 💨
Anonymous Team
Anonymous Chad
Chief Fart Officer (CFO)
"I've smelt what's coming"
Ghost Dev
Lead Gas Engineer
"Silent but deadly"
Wizard Anon
Tokenomics Magician
"Making tokens disappear since 2024"
Roadmap to Nowhere
Phase 1
Make website ✓
(You're here, congrats)
Phase 2
Convince people it's valuable
(You're being convinced rn)
Phase 3
??? 🤔
(We'll figure it out later)
Phase 4
Profit! 🚀
(Or blame the devs)